希拉蕊的植物問題

John Edwards 的網站上看到一個諷刺希拉蕊的活動:Plants For Hillary

Featured Supporters
"Of course I'm a plant. Hillary's staff made sure I had a good seat - right up front. They gave me plenty of care and feeding. Those Washington people are real pros. They write great questions... and Hillary always answers when they come from me."
-Adiantum pedatum

"As a plant, I know the questions I'm fed are always rooted firmly in Hillary's talking points. There's no danger of her getting lost in the weeds trying to answer a more spontaneous question."
-Gardenia jasminoides

"I work a lot with seedlings who are concerned about global warming. But Hillary's staffers told me that wasn't in the script. So I wilted and asked one of the questions they had listed in their book."
-Pogonatherum paniceum

Top 10 Questions Plants Should Never Ask Hillary
1. Why do you defend lobbyists?

2. Why do you think lobbyists and other special interests, like the health care industry, the defense industry and the big drug industry, have given more money to you than any other candidate running for president?

3. Why would you vote to give President Bush and the neocons the authority to move toward war with Iran?

4. Why will you continue to conduct combat missions with troops stationed inside Iraq?

5. What is your specific plan to end the war in Iraq?

6. Will you leave permanent military bases in Iraq?

7. Do you believe your vote for the Iraq war was a mistake?

8. Why do you tell Iowans you want to take a timeout on trade, while giving your support for the Peru trade deal in Washington?

9. How will you pass universal health care when you've promised the health care industry and their lobbyists that they'll have a seat at the table, and you've taken more of their money than any other candidate?

10. How can you change Washington when you keep defending a broken system?

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